Nedelja, 13. XI 2011.
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Kako vezati mornarske i izviđačke čvorove
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Najpopularniji računalni software u Hrvatskoj
Vi mora da ste iz… ako je većina ovih tvrdnji tačna (Otava, Pakistan; 4030-4073)
7. Širom neta
Izbori za Miss i Mistera na "Domaći.de"
8. KuponKupon za gorepomenute izbore
(prevod: Umete li da vežete ovo? Ne? E, pa vaš džep zna)
HDZ Service Pack 3, yatsa kossor edition
- minimal requirements: 2-4% harač disc, RAM PDV 23%,
- features : Slowenia compatibile, Sanader removal tool, Luka Bebić silent mode
SDP vlada release 1.0
- minimal requirements: 4 years primary school, RAM DDR/SFRJ/SSS©
- features: diaspora firewall, Milanović aero transparent head, Bandić Holding kunaless mode
HSS Alcohol CD burning rom
- minimal requirements: Friscic yetra 500 GB, six chicken motherfuckerboard
- features: everytime koalition vote-ready, blue toth, blue eye, blue moon, white mouse
- minimal requirements: Quad Qrasan Qrac Core 4 x 2,94 Ghz
- features: Pusić face job look-a-like
Vi mora da ste iz Otave ako… (CDN, SD OT, poglavlje
4030. You've been cut off in traffic by a car only to realize they had a
4031. You've gone to Herongate Mall only to realize you need to kill more than 8 minutes.
4032. You actually know who the Capital Prophets were.
4033. You constantly complain about the lack of good bands that come to town because they always skip from
4034. You have a "special spot" where only you and 20.000 other people go to watch the Cananda Day fireworks.
4035. You breathed a gigantic sigh of relief after you found out that the sens avoided salary arbitration and signed Ray Emery. (Edit: Who is Ray Emery and why do we care?)
4036. You or any of your 3 closest friends owns a Ray Emery shirt from the 2007 cup run. (ugly T-shirts)
4037. You or at least one of your family members is employed by the federal government.
4038. You know that Dan Akroyd, Paul Anka, Keisha Chante, Bruce
Brendan Fraser, Tom Green, Jessica Holmes, Peter Jennings, Peter
Massari, Mark McKinney, Alanis Morissette, Sandra Oh, Jesse Palmer,
Perry, Barbra Ann Scott and Steve Yzerman are all from
¤ Vi mora da ste iz Pakistana ako… (PK, poglavlje LXXXI)
You get shocked when someone
slows down at a yellow light. Or stops when its red
4045. You live on giving "missed calls"
4046. You took tuitions even though you didn't reaaally need them
4047. You go by landmarks not street names
4048. You've screwed up your rights/lefts quite often
4049. Your argument in the Lahore-Karachi debate: "well we have a beach"
4050. You've never had dinner at a "Shādi" before midnight
4051. You blame everything on KESC (if you're from
4052. You are not bothered when "straight" men hold hands or pinkies in public
4053. Standing in line is considered out of line
4054. Standing out of line is considered being in line
4055. Anyone older than you is an uncle or aunty
4056. Your relatives alone could populate a small city
4057. Everyone is a family friend
4058. You ask your Dad a simple question and he tells you how his university life was filled with studying in the dark, walking miles to get to school, balancing "100's of jobs" with school, supporting the entire family and only spending a few rupees on himself…
4059. You have annoying nicknames like "Chotu", "Munnō", "Pappu", "Guddu" etc…
4060. Your parents drink at least three cups of tea a day|
4061. Your parents compare you to all of your friends
4062. Your parents are never satisfied with your grades
4063. After talking to a girl once, you think you are boyfriend-girlfriend and are already planning on getting married
4064. You don't give money to a beggar until he has at least three missing limbs
4065. Child labour does not bother you
4066. You think there is nothing wrong with the word "servant"
4067. You cannot complete a sentence in Urdu without using at least one English word
4068. Your grandfather/father has hair on their ears
4069. Your food needs more oil than your car
Do zaključenja ovog broja, za izbore za titule Miss i Mistera sajta "Domaći.de" još uvek je prijavljeno troje učesnika: jedna devojka i dva momka.
Prema planu, opet objavljujemo kupon. Pošto je jedno od pravila za prijavljivanje i 100 postova na forumu "Domaćeg", slikanjem sa ovim kuponom (tj. celom stranicom) članovima treba samo 50 postova.
You leave for lunches/dinners at least an hour after you say you are supposed to be there
4071. You invite people for lunches/dinners at least an hour before you actually want them to show up
4072. Your grandparents (or even parents) don't realize phone connections to foreign
countries have improved in the last few years, and still scream at the top of their lungs when making long distance calls
You wonder why nobody from your country is doing anything to improve
yet when asked where you want to settle down, you say "anywhere but
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