U ovom broju
donosimo: 2. Chicken
without sexual life
Bukvalan prevod jelovnika iz
Beižinga (Pekinga) 3. Grafiti
5
Lepo rečeno 4.
10×10
Malo enigmatike: pronađite pogrešnu
reč u rečenicama (kolekcija iz starih brojeva "Politikinog
Zabavnika")
Malo vezano za politiku 7. Zdrav život
eople from Western countries visiting China often see some very funny names for Chinese dishes.. One man was so amused by the literal translation that he wanted to make a post on the internet about the "funny names".
Prim. red.: Izvinjavamo
se čitaocima koji insistiraju na "izvornom" pisanju stranih reči i
naziva, ali delimično smo uspeli da pronađemo kako se ovi nazivi
pravilno pišu na pinjinu.
●
Chicken without sexual life ● Red
burned
lion head ● Husband
and
wife's lung slice ●
Government
abuse chicken ● Twice
cooked
pork ● Bean curd made by a pock-marked woman
These translations are first posted at www.chinahistoryforum.com by a foreigner who traveled throughout China. Let's see
how "General
Zhaoyun" interprets these unusually named dishes…. 1.
"Chicken
without sexual life" - Tong Zĭ Jī (do you mean virgin
chicken?) They
refer to young
chickens which have been bred for eating (for less than 3 months). 2. "Red
burned
lion head" - Hóng Shāo Shī Zi tóu |
3. "Husband
and wife's lung slice" - Fu Qi Fči Piŕn
Proper English translation
should be "Spicy Pork Lung-slice". It's a
Sěchuān
food.
4. "Government
abuse chicken" - Gong Bao Jī Ding
Proper English translation
should be "Chicken with Cashew Nut" or as it is known in the west,
simply, "Kung Pao Chicken". It's
actually a
Chinese food of Shāndōng origin, but is often mistaken as a Sěchuān
food as it's quite spicy. I don't know its historical origin, but there
must be
a history anecdote that leads to why it was literally named "Court
Abused
Chicken".
5. "Twice
cooked pork" - Hui Guo Rňu 6. "Bean
curd made by a pock-marked
woman" - Mapo Doufu make foreigners, who grew and live in a different culture, fully
understand
Chinese food names? How do we maintain the original cultural
connotation during
the translation? |
many professionals
from the USA, UK, Singapore and Hong Kong. They are also seeking more
proposals
globally. Běijīng is trying to give it’s cuisine a linguistic
makeover to cater to the much anticipated foreigners visiting during
the Běijīng
2008 Olympic game.
This article is originally published at www.sytra.cn
Chris Leo
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- Primite poruku teksta "ajmo se okladit da ne znaš napisat format c:"
Moj dan: - Ustajem u 5:30 sati. - Umivanje i osobna higijena hladnom vodom. - Slijedi obavezna
tjelovježba
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Doručak je dosta
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Toliko,
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P.S. Ovdje sam dugo. Bude li sve po planu, nadam se nagradnom dopustu za Božić. Takva su zatvorska pravila.
● ● ●
Rešenja
"10×10": 511. maraka; 512. umaraju; 513.
moderan; 514. borova, 515. ovde; 516. prisvojnih; 517. radnicama; 518.
proscima; 519. Romi; 520. pitani.