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EN629 - Nedelja, 22. V 2016./7535.

Logo Leteći bumbar No.629

U ovom broju donosimo:

2. Upiši slova

            Zadatak iz jednog BiH udžbenika

3. Ratovi zvezda 6½              Engleski jezik

            U fazonu "Kalvina i Hobsa" (epizoda 3)

3. I oni su bili klinci!

            Kviz: Pogodite poznatu ličnost

3. Yo momma…          Engleski jezik

            Uvrede iz komedija (1 od 3)

4. Špigl – dvojnici poznatih

            Foto-feljton: Dvojnici poznatih

7. Ove nedelje u bioskopu "Ode on"

            Film "Uspavana lepotica" (alternativna verzija)

7. Autostoperski vodič kroz Galaksiju

            Najsmešniji delovi iz svih pet knjiga

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Zvezda smrti

UPIŠI SLOVA

(test je iz BiH udžbenika za maternji jezik – nije nam poznato za koji je to razred)

Dopisi slova

SW CH 629

KVIZ: I ONI SU BILI KLINCI!

 Ovo je slika jedne poznate ličnosti. Vaš zadatak je da pogodite o kome se radi. Rešenje je na poslednjoj strani.

Zagonetna ličnost

YO MOMMA…

● Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo" (vrsta masnog jela)

● Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

● Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

● Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

● Yo mama so fat you have to roll over twice to get off her...

● Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for the new world

● Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy!"

● Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

● Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

● Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

● Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

● Yo mama so fat she had to go to "Sea World" to get baptized

● Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

● Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

● Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

● Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

● Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

● Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

● Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

● Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

● Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

● Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

● Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued…"

● Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do livestock"

● Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

● Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

● Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

● Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

● Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

● Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

● Yo mama so fat she's got "Amtrak" written on her leg.

● Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

● Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

● Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

● Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

● Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

● Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

● Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she goes straight to hell!

● Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

● Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

● Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

● Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
● Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

ŠPIGL – DVOJNICI POZNATIH

Frizura sina → Frizura oca (ili obrnuto?)

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● Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

● Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

● Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

● Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

● Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

● Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

● Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

● Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

● Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

● Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

● Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

● Yo mama so fat when she back up she beeps.

● Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

● Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Merica za špagete

● Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

● Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

● Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

● Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

● Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

● Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

● Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

● Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

● Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

● Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

● Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

● Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

● Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

● Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

● Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

● Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

● Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

● Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

● Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

● Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

● Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

● Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

● Yo mamma's so fat that when she was cremated, all the flights in Europe got cancelled

● Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

● Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"

● Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

● Yo momma so fat shes got her own area code!

● Yo momma so fat she looks like shes smuggling a Volkswagon!

● Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitchs good side!

● Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

● Yo momma so fat she was mistaken for Gods bowling ball!

● Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

● Yo momma so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!

● Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

● Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!

● Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

● Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

● Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts

● Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona - class Battleship

● Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth

● Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons

● Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her

● Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the fuck off!

● Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!

● Yo momma so fat she was zoned for commercial development

● Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans

Lisice

● Yo momma so fat she won "Miss Bessie the Cow 94"

● Yo momma so fat she has more rolls than a "Mary Jane" truck

● Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

● Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

● Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

● Yo momma so stupid she hears its chilly outside so she gets a bowl

● Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

● Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

● Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order!

● Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

● Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

● Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

● Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

● Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

● Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

● Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

● Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

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● Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

● Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

● Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

● Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

● Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butthead look like Nobel Prize winners.

● Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

● Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

● Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

● Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

● Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

● Yo momma so stupid she thinks "Fleetwood Mac" is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

● Yo momma so stupid that she thought "Boyz II Men "was a day care center.

● Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

● Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

● Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see "Purple Rain".

● Yo momma so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

● Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

● Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and cant remember her birthday.

● Yo momma so stupid she couldnt read an audio book

● Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

● Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg

● Yo momma so stupid she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper

● Yo momma so stupid she went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.

(nastavak u sledećem broju)

AUTOSTOPERSKI VODIČ KROZ GALAKSIJU

Uglavnom bezopasni

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Ništa ne putuje brže od svetlosti, sa mogućim izuzetkom loših vesti, koje se pokoravaju sopstvenim zakonima.

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Narod Hingefrila zapravo je pokušao da sagradi svemirske brodove koje su pokretale loše vesti, ali ovi nisu radili naročito dobro, a osim toga nisu bili nikako dobrodošli kud god bi stigli.

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Kada je stigao pogon beskonačne neverovatnoće i kada su čitave planete neočekivano počele da se preobražavaju u sladoled od banane, slavni istorijski fakultet Maksimegalonskog fakulteta najzad se predao, zatvorio dućan i prepustio svoje zgrade sve brže rastućem fakultetu za teologiju i vaterpolo, koji je ove tražio već godinama.

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Dalje ispitivanje brzo je utvrdilo šta se dogodilo. Meteorit je probušio veliku rupu u brodu. Brod je nije ranije opazio, jer je meteorit glatko odsekao onaj deo opreme koji je trebalo da utvrdi da li je brod pogodio meteorit.

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Zimi temperatura pada poprilično ispod zakonskog minimuma, ili tačnije, činila bi to da je iko imao dovoljno zdravog razuma da odredi zakonski minimum. Poslednji put kad je neko napravio listu stotinu glavnih karakternih osobina, zdrav razum zaglavio je negde oko 79-tog mesta.

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Star trek

(...) većina stvorova koji žive po nižim delovima utrobe pacova ionako se ne slažu ni sa čime, tako da njihovo mišljenje može i treba da se odbaci.

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Kada je jesen u Njujorku, vazduh zaudara kao da neko peče jarce u njemu, a ako ste baš toliko željni da dišete, najzgodniji plan jeste da otvorite prozor i gurnete glavu u neku zgradu.

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Rešenje kviza sa treće strane: Vitni Hjuston (Whitney Huston, 1963-2012)

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